Another son going off to college. The same rules apply. While packing up Coco and ordering supplies to Target in Columbia, it is an opportune time for The Talk. It’s not the first time. It won’t be the last time. Demi and I are straight forward. We don’t want to be grandparents yet. Coco, you’re going to college. Wrap it up.
We have had discussions about STDs (or STIs I believe they are calling them these days). He knows Demi is going to send him to college with a box of condoms. While packing clothes in his room, Demi finds a condom. “Is this the brand you want?”
Silence.
“What size?”
At first, more silence. Then, “Extra large.”, with a smile and a chuckle.
Without missing a beat, “You know it doesn’t do any good if it’s too loose and falls off, right?”
The smile fades and Coco exits the room.
“So what size?”, as she follows him.
Coco can’t get away fast enough.
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